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The latest summer craze to sweep the US is butt facials. Yep, you heard us right. Butt facials are the latest way spas are looking to earn money. Spa owners are claiming that a butt facial offers a great looking pair of buns after a relaxing facial down there. So, what does a butt facial involve and is it really worth it?

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    TweekerchickQC1 year ago

    Shouldnt it be called a buttail?

    Butail?

    Buttal?

    Something like that?

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      Macas1 year ago

      You're near :p xd

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    BronxBomber1 year ago

    ...a "butt-a-cure" maybe?

    ;o)

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    ind061 year ago

    I know a few people who could qualify for a butt "facial"

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      Worldview1 year ago

      "butt facial." Is that a scene from a prono movie?

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        jai611 year ago

        Thats great if you have a chick that likes butt sex

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          Locky121 year ago

          For $600-$800 a session, it better be good enough to make a man wanna suck a turd out of her.

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            Locky121 year ago

            I'd like a butt facial where I can stick my "face" into a hot girl's "butt" and lick and suck the nuts and raisins out.

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            ETproductions1 year ago

            Humm. With this post's title, my mind went where Locky12's seems to be locked. How disappointing this isn't going where Sir Mix-a-Lot likes to look. :)

            I don't want to express that, erm... "taste" quite so crudely, but that doesn't mean I don't share the taste.

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              jaspersneed1 year ago

              Thank you one and all for this thread. I am now ill beyond reason, and may soon vomit. Should have stopped reading with the cucumber post.

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                TweekerchickQC1 year ago

                $800?!!!!?!

                I dont spend that much on my face and I like to think people look at that a lot more than my butt.

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                  BronxBomber1 year ago

                  Well, thank goodness I'm flexable in that regards...

                  ;o)

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                    300Chrysler1 year ago

                    The way u look I am sure they look @ both! : )

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                    ZippySpincycle1 year ago

                    If you get a butt facial, isn't there a significant risk of ending up with a Dirty Sanchez? Hooo!

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                      seattlewiz1 year ago

                      Now this is the craziest damn thing I have ever heard of!

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                        cheif1 year ago

                        One thing about it - how are snooty people going to get people to notice they got a butt facial? You KNOW if you spend $800.

                        on something like that, it's definately not for you - just how do you go about ensuring the jealous factor gets taken care of when you are in a crowd of envious women who OBVIOUSLY didn't get a butt facial???? Should be interesting....

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                          TweekerchickQC1 year ago

                          if I spend 800 bucks I better look like a freaking supermodel when theyre done.

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                            angermanagement1 year ago

                            Tweek, from your pic you already do....

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                            motostrano1 year ago

                            Butt facials are a great idea. I love having my face rubbed by a nice soft butt.

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                              willottica1 year ago

                              Come on people, this is serious. My only question: for that kind of money, does it include depilation?

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                                BananaSlug1 year ago

                                Yet one more way to get insecure women to fork over money to convince men they're worth it (or, more realistically, to convince other women that newely-remade-butt-girl is the best one on the block). Women don't dress to impress men. They dress to humiliate and shame other women into giving up the fight. (Plus, it's easier to blame her own apperance as the reason why no one wants to stick around with her rather than to admit that there's something wrong with her as a person.)

                                I want to see what happens when a plastic-girl marries a plastic-guy, and they have a kid that looks more like a buck-toothed, chinless, dumbo-eared-hairball than a human being. "Where did he get those eyebrows?" "Where did he get that nose?" "Whose teeth are those?!"

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                                  asilentmovie1 year ago

                                  I can just see it. "Do you notice something different about me?" "Um... no. Did you get a haircut?" "No you ******, I got a butt facial! How could you not notice! You're so insensitive, I hate you!"

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