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  ZenAgain1 year, 5 months ago

  Happy birthday to him and may he have many, many more.....

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  endofdays1 year, 5 months ago

  Old man joke:

  Two ninety year old guys are sitting on a park bench. One says, "You know Harry, when I was 20 I could grab my erection in both hands and barely bend it at all. At forty I could bend it about 45 degrees. Now, at ninety, I can bend the damn thing right in half... So I have to ask you this, Harry - How much stronger do you suppose I'm going to get?"

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  ZenAgain1 year, 5 months ago

  Old man joke #2

  A passer by came across an ninety year old man sitting on the curb sobbing. "Why are you crying?" said the good samaritan. The old man said "Son, I've got it all, beautiful house, Mercedes Benz, beer on tap and a stunning twenty-five year old nymphomaniac for a wife." "So what's the problem?" said the younger man.

  "I can't remember where I live!"

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  endofdays1 year, 5 months ago

  An ninety year old guy goes into a church, sits down with a priest and says, "Father, I have been having sex three times a day with a 19 year old exotic dancer."

  The surprised priest says, "But Mr. Soloman, you're Jewish... Why are you telling me?"

  The old man says, "Are you kidding? I'm telling EVERYONE!!"

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  ZenAgain1 year, 5 months ago

  A ninety year old man told me once that you know when you're getting old- "When you start having dry dreams and wet farts."

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    elll1 year, 5 months ago

    oh yuck!!!!!

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    SuperX1 year, 5 months ago

    freakin hilarious! Oh sh*t I'm getting old before my time(LOL)

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  lvrofwolves1 year, 5 months ago

  pretty funny jokes people :-)

  well, this guy goes to show you that not all the studies done on married men that say they live longer are true!!!

  Hope the guy has some very happy memories of his life.

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  pattif1 year, 5 months ago

  Hope he has a martini for all of us!

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  beachboy60001 year, 5 months ago

  diluted with water and fruit juice? Good thing its his birthday or I would get on his case for wasting perfectly good champagne.

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    elll1 year, 5 months ago

    do you think it was diluted so the alcohol wouldnt force his poor old brain into a coma?

    hope the guy at least had some friends with benefits. Thats too long to live without some nookie on a regular basis!

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  saneman1 year, 5 months ago

  Kudos to his short stature, because had he been taller and bigger, it is doubtful he would have lived this long, because big and tall people don't generally live as long as short people, because they have a lot more tissue which needs to be oxgenated to stay alive and as a result, they have a lot more problems, becaue the biggest problems for older people tend to be circulation problems.

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  mbkijb1 year, 5 months ago

  Exactly how do they find the world's OLDEST human being in this big, big world?

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